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Sopranos Blueprint: A Sopranos blog featuring episode and character analysis, trivia, memes, gifs, videos and more, all dedicated to the greatest show ever, The Sopranos.

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My Ultimate Comfort Food Episodes On The Sopranos

The Sopranos is a lot of things. It’s entertaining. It’s emotional. And it’s also downright hilarious. In fact, many of the greatest Sopranos episodes are all of those things combined. With that said, there are certain episodes I can turn to

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July 22, 2021
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The 10 Funniest Scenes from The Sopranos

Sopranos Blueprint The Sopranos is rightfully known as one of the greatest television dramas of all time. But it’s also a brilliant comedy, with many genuine “laugh out loud” moments. Read on for my picks for the funniest scenes from

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July 20, 2021
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The Sopranos Quotes

"You know what they say—revenge is like serving cold cuts."
Tony SopranoS5, E10, "Cold Cuts"
"You steer the ship the best way you know. Sometimes it's smooth, sometimes you hit the rocks. In the meantime, you find your pleasures where you can."
Uncle JunS3, E8, "He is Risen"
"The fact is, nothing is separate; everything’s connected. The shapes we see exist only in our own consciousness.”
John SchwinnS6, E4, The Fleshy Part of the Thigh
"You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25."
Paulie WalnutsS2 E9, "From Where to Eternity"
"It's the jaaaaaacket!"
Richie AprileS2, E8, "Full Leather Jacket"
"It wasn't about being boss. It was about being happy."
Little Carmine LupertazziS6, E14, Stage 5
"No more, Butchie. No more of this."
Phil LeotardoS6, E14, "Stage 5"
"Make plenty of noise. You never know who's in there."
Livia SopranoS1, E2, 46 Long
"Madame de Stael said: In life one must choose between boredom and suffering."
Meadow SopranoS2, E7, D-Girl
"I don't know if we need to be that, uh, overstated."
Silvio DanteS4, E4, The Weight
"Who's that speaking here? Is somebody speaking?"
Junior SopranoS2, E12, "The Knight in White Satin Armor"
"When I was a kid, you two were old ladies. Now I'm old, and you two are still old."
Paulie WalnutsS4, E8, "Mergers and Acquisitions"
"When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water...disgusting."
-Silvio DanteS4, E10, "The Strong, Silent Type"
"That's the mystery, isn't it? The mystery of God, or whatever you want to call it, and why we're given the questionable gift of knowing that we're gonna die."
-Dr. Jennifer MelfiS1, E3, "Denial, Anger, Acceptance"
"Paulie! I won $40 at Kino!"
Nucci GualtieriPaulies Ma (YES, ma)
"I was born, grew up, spent a few years in the Army, a few more in the can, and here I am, half a wise guy. So what?"
Paulie WalnutsS1, E8, "The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti"
"And if all this sh*t's for nothing, why do I gotta think about it?”
Tony SopranoS1, E3, "Denial, Anger, Acceptance"
"He's in no position to go into the unknown, not knowing."
Albert BareseS2, E12, "The Knight in White Satin Armor"
"Do you even know what your EBITDA is? Your earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation, and amortization. It gives the true picture of a company's profitability."
Paulie WalnutsS6, E4, "The Fleshy Part of the Thigh"
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