For The Sopranos 12 Days of Christmas, My Capos Gave to Me

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On the first day of Sopranos Christmas...

…Sopranos gave to me, a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the second day of Christmas, Sopranos gave to me, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the third day of Christmas, Sopranos gave to me, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the fourth day of Christmas....

…Sopranos gave to me, four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Sopranos gave to me, fiiiive Paulie wings…four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Sopranos gave to me, six Prozac refills, fiiiive Paulie wings…four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the seventh day of Sopranos Christmas...

…Sopranos gave to me, seven ducks a swimming, six Prozac refills, fiiiive Paulie wings…four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Sopranos gave to me, eight boxes-o-ziti, seven ducks-a-swimming, six Prozac refills, fiiiive Paulie wings…Four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Sopranos gave to me, nine Bing Girls dancing, eight boxes of ziti, seven ducks a-swimming, six Prozac refills, fiiiive Paulie wings…four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the 10th day of Sopranos Christmas...

…Sopranos gave to me, ten therapy sessions, nine Bing Girls dancing, eight boxes of ziti, seven ducks a-swimming, six Prozac refills, fiiiive Paulie wings…four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Sopranos gave to me, 11 executive card games, ten therapy sessions, nine Bing girls dancing, eight boxes of ziti, seven ducks a-swimming, six Prozac refills, fiiiive Paulie wings…four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

Finally, on the 12th Day of Sopranos Christmas...

…Sopranos gave to me, 12 leather jackets, 11 executive card games, ten therapy sessions, nine Bing Girls dancing, eight boxes of ziti, seven ducks a-swimming, six Prozac refills, fiiiive Paulie wings…four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

*Fine, we’ll throw a Billy Bass in there, too, but don’t expect me to buy you a house on the ocean (maybe in another life).