Sopranos Blueprint

The Sopranos 12 Days of Christmas

For The Sopranos 12 Days of Christmas, My Capos Gave to Me

Sopranos Blueprint

Paulie is yelling at Bobby Bacallieri about the Christmas party
S.03, E.10, "To Save Us All From Satan's Power"

On the first day of Sopranos Christmas...

…Sopranos gave to me, a flat screen HDTV.

On the second day of Christmas, Sopranos gave to me, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V. 

On the third day of Christmas, Sopranos gave to me, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the fourth day of Christmas....

Big Pussy Bonpensiero is playing Santa Claus for the Christmas Party
S.03, E.10, "To Save Us All From Satan's Power"

…Sopranos gave to me, four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Sopranos gave to me, fiiive Paulie wings…four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Sopranos gave to me, six Prozac refills, fiiive Paulie wings…four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the seventh day of Sopranos Christmas...

Tony Soprano in the pool with the ducks in Pilot episode, with a santa hat added to his head.
The Sopranos, Season One, Episode One, "Pilot"

…Sopranos gave to me, seven ducks a swimming, six Prozac refills, fiiive Paulie wings…four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Sopranos gave to me, eight boxes-o-ziti, seven ducks a-swimming, six Prozac refills, fiiive Paulie wings…Four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Sopranos gave to me, nine Bing Girls dancing, eight boxes of ziti, seven ducks a-swimming, six Prozac refills, fiiiive Paulie wings…four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the tenth day of Sopranos Christmas...

Silvio Dante-You don't talk that way to Santa!
S.03, E.10, "To Save Us All From Satan's Power"

…Sopranos gave to me, ten therapy sessions, nine Bing Girls dancing, eight boxes of ziti, seven ducks a-swimming, six Prozac refills, fiiive Paulie wings…four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Sopranos gave to me, 11 executive card games, ten therapy sessions, nine Bing girls dancing, eight boxes of ziti, seven ducks a-swimming, six Prozac refills, fiiive Paulie wings…four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

Finally, on the 12th Day of Sopranos Christmas...

Billy Bass
S.03, E.10, "To Save Us All From Satan's Power"

…Sopranos gave to me, 12 leather jackets, 11 executive card games, ten therapy sessions, nine Bing Girls dancing, eight boxes of ziti, seven ducks a-swimming, six Prozac refills, fiiive Paulie wings…four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen HDTV.

Fine, we’ll throw a Billy Bass in there, too…

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