The Sopranos 12 Days of Christmas

For The Sopranos 12 Days of Christmas, My Capos Gave to Me

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Paulie is yelling at Bobby Bacallieri about the Christmas party

On the first day of Sopranos Christmas...

Paulie Walnuts is talking to Coach Hauser in front of his house

Sopranos gave to me, a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the second day of Christmas, Sopranos gave to me, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V. 

Silvio Dante is talking to Paulie Walnuts in their office.
"You're only as good as your last envelope."

On the third day of Christmas, Sopranos gave to me, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the fourth day of Christmas....

Big Pussy Bonpensiero is playing Santa Claus for the Christmas Party

…Sopranos gave to me, four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Sopranos gave to me, fiiiive Paulie wings…four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Sopranos gave to me, six Prozac refills, fiiiive Paulie wings…four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the seventh day of Sopranos Christmas...

Tony Soprano in the pool with the ducks in Pilot episode, with a santa hat added to his head.

…Sopranos gave to me, seven ducks a swimming, six Prozac refills, fiiiive Paulie wings…four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Sopranos gave to me, eight boxes-o-ziti, seven ducks-a-swimming, six Prozac refills, fiiiive Paulie wings…Four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Sopranos gave to me, nine Bing Girls dancing, eight boxes of ziti, seven ducks a-swimming, six Prozac refills, fiiiive Paulie wings…four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the 10th day of Sopranos Christmas...

Silvio Dante-You don't talk that way to Santa!

…Sopranos gave to me, ten therapy sessions, nine Bing Girls dancing, eight boxes of ziti, seven ducks a-swimming, six Prozac refills, fiiiive Paulie wings…four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Sopranos gave to me, 11 executive card games, ten therapy sessions, nine Bing girls dancing, eight boxes of ziti, seven ducks a-swimming, six Prozac refills, fiiiive Paulie wings…four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

Finally, on the 12th Day of Sopranos Christmas...

The Sopranos characters nestled by the tree on Christmas.
S6, E12, "Kaisha"

…Sopranos gave to me, 12 leather jackets, 11 executive card games, ten therapy sessions, nine Bing Girls dancing, eight boxes of ziti, seven ducks a-swimming, six Prozac refills, fiiiive Paulie wings…four no-work jobs, three black birds, two envelopes, and a flat screen H-D-T-V.

*Fine, we’ll throw a Billy Bass in there, too, but don’t expect me to buy you a house on the ocean (maybe in another life).

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