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My Favorite Carmine Lupertazzi Sr. Quotes on The Sopranos

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Boss of the New York-based Lupertazzi Crime Family for a whopping 43 years, it’s no surprise that Carmine Lupertazzi, Sr. was clever, calculated, and knew how to keep a low profile. He was also pretty hilarious, if I may say so myself. So, here are my 10 favorite Carmine Lupertazzi, Sr. quotes on Sopranos Blueprint!

1) Carmine talks to Tony about his "spells" after telling Johnny Sack to "answer the f*cking thing."

"So you feeling okay?"
"Oh, you mean about my mother? Well, I mean, what're you gonna do? You pick up the pieces and go on."
"I meant your spells."
"They're not spells. How do you know about that in New York?"
"Everybody knows. There's nothing to be ashamed of, Tony. For chrissakes, Julius Caesar was an epileptic."
carmine lupertazzi is talking to tony soprano bada bing.
S3, E3, "Fortunate Son"

2) "So what? There's no stigmata these days." & "Be a better friend to yourself."

Carmine Lupertazzi Sr. is telling Tony there's no stigmata.
Carmine Lupertazzi Sr. is telling Tony to be a better friend to himself.

3) "A don doesn't wear shorts."

carmine sr is telling tony a don doesn't wear shorts.
S4, E1, "For All Debts Public and Private"

4) "Again with the money? Yeah, again with the money . . . It's settled, John. So either name a price or get the f*ck over it.”

Carmine Lupertazzi Senior talks to Johhny Sack
S4, E4, "The Weight"

5) "It's an off-color remark, it was highly inappropriate. If you want, I'll demand he's taxed. But clip him?"5)

carmine sr is sitting down and sipping his espresso.
S4, E4, "The Weight"

6) "I didn't say nothin'."

carmine said he didn't say nothin'.
S4, E4, "The Weight"

7) "You distracted me. I'm taking a mulligan."

carmine sr is playing golf and says he was distracted and is taking a mulligan.
S4, E12, "Eloise"
carmine sr is talking to his son and johnny sack while golfing.
S4, E12, "Eloise"

9) "See, what did I tell you? I hate this f*ckin' sh*t!

carmine is on the golf course and gets angry with his son and Johnny Sack, so he hits the golf cart with his club.
S4, E12, "Eloise"

10) "My son was a big help in all this. I want you always to remember that. Even after I'm gone. But I'm not going no place."

carmine sr and tony soprano get up, shake hands, and hug eachother.
S4, E13, "Whitecaps"

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