The Sopranos Memes & Gifs

"He's right. He's very smart man." -Svetlana Kirilenko

"He's right. He's very smart man." -Svetlana Kirilenko

Paulie at his wit's end after a night in the Pine Barrens with Christopher.

Paulie at his wit's end after a night in the Pine Barrens with Christopher.

"He told me he loved me and that he'd be right back."

"He told me he loved me and that he'd be right back."

"You don't talk that way to Santa!"

"You don't talk that way to Santa!"

"You lit an apartment house on fire, and scared your mother half to death!"

"You lit an apartment house on fire, and scared your mother half to death!"

"Whatever happened to Gary Cooper?"

"Whatever happened to Gary Cooper?"

"You can't blame it all on the Justice Department."

"You can't blame it all on the Justice Department."

"It's the jaaacket!"

"It's the jaaacket!"

"See what you learn when you cross cultures?"

"See what you learn when you cross cultures?"

"We have to stick together. Why be in a crew?"

"We have to stick together. Why be in a crew?"

"Thing with turkeys, they got no sense of direction."

"Thing with turkeys, they got no sense of direction."

"You know, Quasimodo predicted all this."

"You know, Quasimodo predicted all this."

"Silent as a mouse pissing on cotton."

"Silent as a mouse pissing on cotton."

"Juan Valdez has been separated from his donkey."

"Juan Valdez has been separated from his donkey."

"I could do that standing on my head."

"I could do that standing on my head."

"You blow that whistle one more time..."

"You blow that whistle one more time..."

It's a birthday present from my girlfriend."

It's a birthday present from my girlfriend."

"You want a new doll and a kitchen."

"You want a new doll and a kitchen."

"The original elves were ugly."

"The original elves were ugly."

"I taught him how to play baseball."

"I taught him how to play baseball."

"You, you, you. What did you say? Hold her back. You are not going unthanked."

"You, you, you. What did you say? Hold her back. You are not going unthanked."

"That's a shame. A medication comes along after..."

"That's a shame. A medication comes along after..."

"And onward goes this thing of ours..."

"And onward goes this thing of ours..."

"Don't touch that - my program's comin' on!"

"Don't touch that - my program's comin' on!"

"I don't know what it's about. But the T.V. stays here."

"I don't know what it's about. But the T.V. stays here."

"We'll just have a little look around..."

"We'll just have a little look around..."

A.J: "She's my grandmother." Livia: Oh (pinches A.J's cheek)

A.J: "She's my grandmother." Livia: Oh (pinches A.J's cheek)

"That's what this is, you know. Satanic black magic - sick shit!"

"That's what this is, you know. Satanic black magic - sick shit!"

“That pizza never hurt nobody.”

“That pizza never hurt nobody.”

"Facia bruta."

"Facia bruta."

"Silent as a mouse pissing on cotton."

"Silent as a mouse pissing on cotton."

"Time and patience change the mulberry leaf to silk."

"Time and patience change the mulberry leaf to silk."

"Now what the hell "Feech" meant, who the f*ck knows?"

"Now what the hell "Feech" meant, who the f*ck knows?"

"My name is Clarence."

"My name is Clarence."

"They're all meat eaters."

"They're all meat eaters."

Junior: Didn't he almost drown in three inches of water? Tony: The penguin exhibit. Suggestion Credit: Nassim Dehouche (@ndehouche)

Junior: Didn't he almost drown in three inches of water? Tony: The penguin exhibit. Suggestion Credit: Nassim Dehouche (@ndehouche)

"You ever go to tie your shoes, and you notice the ends of your laces are wet?"

"You ever go to tie your shoes, and you notice the ends of your laces are wet?"

There's a bit of a contradiction here.

There's a bit of a contradiction here.

"Between brain and mouth, there was no interlocutor."

"Between brain and mouth, there was no interlocutor."

January 2020 - September 2020

January 2020 - September 2020

"We should all be grateful that nobody was incinerated to death."

"We should all be grateful that nobody was incinerated to death."

"If anybody died in the hospital, I could be sure I'd get a call from Lee letting me know."

"If anybody died in the hospital, I could be sure I'd get a call from Lee letting me know."

"Yeah, and I play short stop for the Mets."

"Yeah, and I play short stop for the Mets."

"Veal parmigiana sandwich...fuck you."

"Veal parmigiana sandwich...fuck you."

"That candy and carpet smell. I get high off it!"

"That candy and carpet smell. I get high off it!"

"Did I ever meet any connected guys from Delaware?"

"Did I ever meet any connected guys from Delaware?"

"Flaubert writes about bourgeois loneliness and emptiness."

"Flaubert writes about bourgeois loneliness and emptiness."

"When we're not constantly having to put out fires, we can really delve into who you are, and what you're really after, in your very brief time on this Earth."

"When we're not constantly having to put out fires, we can really delve into who you are, and what you're really after, in your very brief time on this Earth."

"Your mother was working the Bon Bon concession."

"Your mother was working the Bon Bon concession."

"Who's that speaking here? Is somebody speaking?"

"Who's that speaking here? Is somebody speaking?"

"You didn't go to hell...you went to purgatory, my friend!"

"You didn't go to hell...you went to purgatory, my friend!"

"Sometimes, we're all hypocrites."

"Sometimes, we're all hypocrites."

"So what? There's no stigmata."

"So what? There's no stigmata."

"I'm sitting here like fucking patience on a monument."

"I'm sitting here like fucking patience on a monument."

"When your opponent gives you an opening, be swift as a hare." -Sun Tsu

"When your opponent gives you an opening, be swift as a hare." -Sun Tsu

That's the trouble with you Americans. You expect nothing bad ever to happen. When the rest of the world expects only bad to happen. And still you complain."

That's the trouble with you Americans. You expect nothing bad ever to happen. When the rest of the world expects only bad to happen. And still you complain."

"You don't want to hear what I'm ashamed of."

"You don't want to hear what I'm ashamed of."

Did you ever think you'd see Richie Aprile doing downward facing dog?"

Did you ever think you'd see Richie Aprile doing downward facing dog?"

"Last year I made bail so fast, my soup was still warm when I got home!"

"Last year I made bail so fast, my soup was still warm when I got home!"

"Now, as that card burns, may your soul burn in hell if you betray your friends in the family."

"Now, as that card burns, may your soul burn in hell if you betray your friends in the family."

"Uncle Jun, how was Boca?"

"Uncle Jun, how was Boca?"

"You're burning the butter."

"You're burning the butter."

"I heard the nurse say you made number two in your pants."

"I heard the nurse say you made number two in your pants."

"I had to parallel park behind this van, and I was so nervous."

"I had to parallel park behind this van, and I was so nervous."

"Change through love."

"Change through love."

'"A wife can't testify against her husband."

'"A wife can't testify against her husband."

Livia Soprano, Season 1, Episode 2, "46 Long"

Livia Soprano, Season 1, Episode 2, "46 Long"

"Go ahead. Keep movin, fella."

"Go ahead. Keep movin, fella."

"And if all this shit's for nothing, why do I gotta think about it?"

"And if all this shit's for nothing, why do I gotta think about it?"

"Get yourself under the vaporizer!"

"Get yourself under the vaporizer!"

"A**hole Robert Frost."

"A**hole Robert Frost."

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No caption needed.

"Welcome to the NFL, rookie."

"Welcome to the NFL, rookie."

"Ohhh! I'm just telling you how you're bein' perceived."

"Ohhh! I'm just telling you how you're bein' perceived."

"You're standing too close."

"You're standing too close."

"I'm better with numbers than nine-tenths of your accountants." -Ralph Cifaretto

"I'm better with numbers than nine-tenths of your accountants." -Ralph Cifaretto

"Pain in the ass."

"Pain in the ass."

"That's why we call it the executive game."

"That's why we call it the executive game."

"What's he got to be depressed about?"

"What's he got to be depressed about?"

"My father's people were from Caserta."

"My father's people were from Caserta."

Poison ivy's the worst.

Poison ivy's the worst.

"He works for me now."

"He works for me now."

"Again with the money?" "Yeah, again with the money."

"Again with the money?" "Yeah, again with the money."

"But irregardless, I should've had immunity to all this sh*t."

"But irregardless, I should've had immunity to all this sh*t."

"The boss of this family told you you're gonna be Santa Claus. you're Santa Claus!"

"The boss of this family told you you're gonna be Santa Claus. you're Santa Claus!"

"Did l ever meet any connected guys from Delaware?"

"Did l ever meet any connected guys from Delaware?"

"I can't get past that. It don't compute for me."

"I can't get past that. It don't compute for me."

"My name is Clarence."

"My name is Clarence."

"Ho, Johnny Sack. They musta had free tickets at the tunnel."

"Ho, Johnny Sack. They musta had free tickets at the tunnel."

"Horse and buggy don't count."

"Horse and buggy don't count."

"Elvis Country. Where is that? Anywhee there are no Jews or Italians."

"Elvis Country. Where is that? Anywhee there are no Jews or Italians."

"Hey. Did you hear the game last night? Joey Pepitone, tree RBIs."

"Hey. Did you hear the game last night? Joey Pepitone, tree RBIs."

"Feech was made before the electric light."

"Feech was made before the electric light."

"I always wanted a house by the ocean. Maybe in another life."

"I always wanted a house by the ocean. Maybe in another life."

"He's in no position to go into the unknown not knowing." -Albert Barese

"He's in no position to go into the unknown not knowing." -Albert Barese

"That's our policy. It's written on our trucks. Double your garbage back if you're not satisfied." -Richie Aprile

"That's our policy. It's written on our trucks. Double your garbage back if you're not satisfied." -Richie Aprile

"Your brother Billy, whatever happened there..." -Carmine Lupertazzi, Jr.

"Your brother Billy, whatever happened there..." -Carmine Lupertazzi, Jr.